Writer's block is a.... something that rhymes with witch

Readers, as I have continually promised myself throughout the school year since the day of my epiphany and awakening, I wanted to have a summer full of philosophy and churn out essay after essay of marvelous literary masterpieces. Sadly, I am experiencing writer's block. I can not bare another day without philosophical enlightenment of some degree! I have to save my philosophical writing somehow.

At the wall,

Yours Truly