Saturday

Today I found the milk carton in my fridge completely full, when I was sure it was almost done from my brother inhaling it. When I saw that the carton of skim milk was instead half empty, I grew suspicious that someone in the house and filled up the regular milk milk with the skim milk that was barely ever drank. However, I put the suspiciously refilled milk into my coffee and it was just fine. Only now, I'm too scared to drink the rest of it, because that milk might actually be skim and I hate skim milk with a passion. With me, it's either go fat or go back to the dairy farm.

Looking to hire a detective agency,

Yours Truly